schloom box logo

bustin all the bells out the box

schloomstruction

if youre in the market for a super ugly shirt...

blue hole sun

im not sure which one is brighter

camo dude

does it get more y2k calm luh than this??

blue collar but its red

the s in schloom stands for closet staple.

pretty in pink

schloom big logo > ralph lauren big logo

corporate special

you would definitely get a promotion if you wore this to work

uptopia

paint splatter is tuff trust...

provoking

prepare for a lot of people telling you "yes!"

moldy mustard

hot dog eating shirt

sabatoge

how is he shooting the gun if his finger isnt even on the trigger

chainsaw factory

what your shirt looks like after you get your forearms cut off at the chainsaw factory

dead man

apparently smoking is bad for you

salmon fishing

this piece lowkey makes USPA valid

ginger flavored cigs

if you have orange hair this shirt is for you!!!

glacier lake

why are the colors kinda beautiful

polo spread

its like a money spread but completely different

almost complimentary

let your clothes speak for you

cig on yo zippah

maybe put a pack in each of the trillion pockets!

buttery

you can't pause an online schloom...

it looked at me first

just when your dad thought cargo shorts couldn't get any better...

3-d glasses

if you jump up and down wearing this the colors turn purple!

schloom is infinite

maybe the description is the friends we made along the way

anger from inside out

its actually just a really big ketchup stain

(r)ed (r)aglan

this one isnt as cool because it doesnt have a cig

public indecency

pairs well with or without pants!

2016 x schloom

you might need sunglasses to look at this one. but if youre wearing sunglasses youre cool

green earings

are his earrings green because they are low quality, is it intentional, or both?

the star of the show

the star of the show is whoever wears this awesome shirt!

pink pazzaz

HOLY SHIT IM GONNA GO BLIND

purple earings

i promise the studs arent sharp

your own worst enemy

unc tired of yall not seeing the vision

recked wraglan

when did people stop smoking in dugouts???

prisoner's mind

who gave the inmates a can of spray paint?

the dark side

one of the darkest schloom pieces...

schloom striped

you see someone wearing this and you ask them where they got it from

chain link armour smoking

how does he even fit all of those in his mouth???

boyz wear p!nk

this is a good one if you want to be located in a large crowd easily

angry stripes

the stripes woke up on the wrong side of the bed

cig far down

talk about looking cool!

cig close up

if smoking is bad for you, why does it look so cool?

classic schloom

if you like compliments wear this

cig centaur

if you smoke too many cigs you will turn into one

ketchup spill

need to be more cautious with our condiments

pink splash

something to wear when youre feeling exotic

brooks brothers spread

the feeling that comes with getting home late and still having to make your bed